Carlo's Bakery to Allow Those Performing Handstands Immediate Access to Bakery

August 8th 2012

Carlo's Bakery, which is well known around Hoboken for attracting tourists who wear jorts that will wait in line for 7 hours to eat a cookie has decided for the rest of the blistering summer to give those in line who do handstands for 10 minutes immediate access to the bakery, forgoing the long line that consists of primarily soccer moms from Ohio and their kids.

The line which usually bends around the parking lot at Observer highway has come under fire recently by neighboring business that have complained the long lines often block their storefronts and that obese children are routinely picking wedgies out of their rear ends in front of their shops.  To make the line shorter, the bakery has devised a promotion that guarantees people immediate entry for simply doing a handstand against a wall for 10 minutes straight.  In addition, if you stand on your head without using your hands for 30 minutes, patrons will get their polaroid pictures placed on the wall of the employee bathroom at the bakery and get 15% off any purchase.

Margaret Jones, a mother of 8 from Roanoke, VA said "what a great idea, my kids love being creative in general and this will be so much fun, I on the other hand have been eating Wendy's everyday for the last 14 years so standing on my hands will almost certainly make me shit myself"

The promotion which ends the day after Labor Day is already gaining traction, today the bakery has reported that 16 children accomplished the feat while 2 failed by passing out and and going in to massive seizures.  Patrons are welcomes to send pictures of themselves or video attempting this feat to Hoboken Green Pepper.  email address to use is hobokengreenpepper@gmail.com